@John
AND THEN?!?!
It can’t end there!
@John
I had a very similar experience recently. Joined a family of 3 and hopped in the cart with the son. Realized on the next hole that they were all like 8 beers deep. So much shit in the cart there is no room for my roller cart so I am hanging out the side and holding on to it while he drives. To get to next hole you have to cross a bridge. This motherfucker cut it so tight that if I hadn’t bailed out, my roller cart and probably my arm would have smashed into the bridge railing and the bridge is wide enough for 3 carts side by side. So naturally I ditch them. Two holes later I hear screeching tires and see this fool being towed by the golf warden cart. He somehow managed to turn both front wheels completely sideways.
My favorite old reprobate would start each round with 18 “sparkplugs” (those little bottles) of vodka in his bag. He’d consume one per hole and by the time he got to about the 6th hole his swing had gone from ratchet and clank on the 1st tee, to buttery smooth. By the 9th no one would ride in the cart with him, and by 18 he couldn’t walk anything resembling a straight line to the clubhouse, but that last twelve hole was always an entertaining experience that I’ve yet to see matched…(not to mention he was a solid 2 handicap)
Man, this is even better than playing with the Duke.
Ray said:
Man, this is even better than playing with the Duke.
This was better than anything I’ve ever experienced. It was golf, it was Shakespeare, it was light, it was dark. It was a window into the future of a troubled past. It was everything.
This is my new favorite story
InfiniteIllusion said:
This is my new favorite story
I have a 6 months old and got married last yr. Ask me what the best day of my life is
God I hope I get paired with this guy tomorrow.
Ren said:
God I hope I get paired with this guy tomorrow.
Yes, you do
Dude, was this guy named Franco?
Phoenix said:
Dude, was this guy named Franco?
Franco wishes
Hate people that overshare like that… but it happens a lot…
Jody said:
Hate people that overshare like that… but it happens a lot…
Unless they overshare those goods 
Jody said:
Hate people that overshare like that… but it happens a lot…
Unless they overshare those goods
Don’t hide it, divide it!! (Actually heard on the course.)
Jody said:
Hate people that overshare like that… but it happens a lot…
Unless they overshare those goods
He was definitely willing to share.
Xen said:
I hope you at least hit the whisky with him.
I had my own. Dude was looking like Dave Chappelle lips and into cheap hookers. Hard pass on sharing anything more than a cart.
This is beautiful
Fighting for two days with his kids? His 30-year-old daughter?
Vern said:
Fighting for two days with his kids? His 30-year-old daughter?
What and what? He gets 2 days off from his kids a week. He clearly has them living with him the other 5. Real estate in my city starts at 600k for small condos and only up from there to buy and 2500 a month in rent. It’s not easy getting out of the house as a late 20 something.