Old Tom Morris would have loved this

How do you know Old Tom Morris likes snow dicks

Eli said:
How do you know Old Tom Morris likes snow dicks

I live up here, its pretty much common knowledge

Poe said:

Eli said:
How do you know Old Tom Morris likes snow dicks

I live up here, its pretty much common knowledge

I’ll never be licked by a lady

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@San
What a throwback

I remember showing up to school sophomore year of high school, telling everyone in the hallway, in the morning, to look outside to the back of the building…

My older brother and his friends built a snow dick in the middle of the football field, 5 feet wide, 10 feet long, balls 6 feet in diameter. Huge, 3-dimensional snow penis. 20 plus people built it all through the night…

I couldn’t wait to tell the whole school to look out the back window during class.

Second period, administration had the entire varsity football team outside trying to block and tackle balls off the shaft, head off the shaft, a wipe away.

Didn’t have cameras in our pockets back then, like we do now. Best we had was a flip Nextel, a two-way potato camera.

Picture a bunch of muscular, varsity high school football players, trying to tackle and block a snow dick taller than them.

Old Tom would have loved that. The effort was a bit weak if you ask me.

@Darby
Someone in another secondary school from my town in Ireland used some form of bleach or weed killer to draw a shaft the entire length of the football pitch.

Since it was a school run by priests, they did the only sane thing they could and got a farmer in to turn over the entire pitch, giving up every home advantage our GAA teams had for the rest of the year.

I guess I will use a yellow ball today

It’s good to know this is a universal joke no matter where it snows, from my college campus in New York to the Old Course

Make sure to use the proper protection there or you end up with a bad burn.

Good luck on the game. This will annoy the golf gods indefinitely

Gonna do this at work, its genius lol

Pax said:
Gonna do this at work, its genius lol

Really stretching the meaning of the word genius here

Zane said:

Pax said:
Gonna do this at work, its genius lol

Really stretching the meaning of the word genius here

Low standards at work

TTP knows no limits

I love that everyone is so desperate to play the Old Course, they probably have a full tee sheet in the snowy conditions. Not gonna lie I would do it

Avery said:
I love that everyone is so desperate to play the Old Course, they probably have a full tee sheet in the snowy conditions. Not gonna lie I would do it

Shows how far we have come from the game. Golf over here used to be a winter sport, the grass was too long during summer.

Finally a place where green golf balls are useful