Need help with a caption for this photo from this morning

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Guy on the left had the smart idea of using the shovel as a shield.

Robin said:

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Guy on the left had the smart idea of using the shovel as a shield.

…and to cover his family jewels too.

Ann said:

Robin said:
Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Guy on the left had the smart idea of using the shovel as a shield.

…and to cover his family jewels too.

Right! A shaft protecting a shaft.

Robin said:

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Guy on the left had the smart idea of using the shovel as a shield.

The guy crouching behind someone else knows what he’s doing.

Robin said:

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Guy on the left had the smart idea of using the shovel as a shield.

The guy in the middle is thinking, ‘Go ahead, I dare you.’

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Yeah, these guys have guts.

Jude said:

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Yeah, these guys have guts.

Until the golfer shanks the shot.

Venus said:
These guys must really trust the golfer’s skills.

Or maybe they just trust their reflexes.

I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I always aim right at them. They’ll be fine.

Hazel said:

AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I always aim right at them. They’ll be fine.

Works every time… well, 50% of the time.

AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I once landed a shot just a few feet from the cart girl. She didn’t even flinch. Bought a round of drinks to make up for it.

BirdieBeth said:

AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I once landed a shot just a few feet from the cart girl. She didn’t even flinch. Bought a round of drinks to make up for it.

Is a ‘transfusion’ a specific drink or just any alcohol on the course?

quinlan said:

BirdieBeth said:
AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I once landed a shot just a few feet from the cart girl. She didn’t even flinch. Bought a round of drinks to make up for it.

Is a ‘transfusion’ a specific drink or just any alcohol on the course?

It’s vodka, sprite, and grape juice, I think. They also make premixed ones that you just add alcohol to.

SwingingSam said:

quinlan said:
BirdieBeth said:
AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I once landed a shot just a few feet from the cart girl. She didn’t even flinch. Bought a round of drinks to make up for it.

Is a ‘transfusion’ a specific drink or just any alcohol on the course?

It’s vodka, sprite, and grape juice, I think. They also make premixed ones that you just add alcohol to.

Ginger ale instead of sprite is good too.

Audrey said:

SwingingSam said:
quinlan said:
BirdieBeth said:
AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I once landed a shot just a few feet from the cart girl. She didn’t even flinch. Bought a round of drinks to make up for it.

Is a ‘transfusion’ a specific drink or just any alcohol on the course?

It’s vodka, sprite, and grape juice, I think. They also make premixed ones that you just add alcohol to.

Ginger ale instead of sprite is good too.

Yeah, it’s like a mule with grape juice. I’ve tried it with gin, and a friend likes it with tequila. Grapefruit juice also works well.

Audrey said:

SwingingSam said:
quinlan said:
BirdieBeth said:
AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

I once landed a shot just a few feet from the cart girl. She didn’t even flinch. Bought a round of drinks to make up for it.

Is a ‘transfusion’ a specific drink or just any alcohol on the course?

It’s vodka, sprite, and grape juice, I think. They also make premixed ones that you just add alcohol to.

Ginger ale instead of sprite is good too.

Never seen it with beer, but ginger ale works.

AceArnold said:
I hate it when I’m on the tee box and there are maintenance guys nearby. My brain just fixates on hitting towards them, and of course, that’s what happens.

Had a similar situation at Pebble Beach. Workers were wearing helmets, and the caddies told us to go ahead. We all messed up our shots but thankfully didn’t hit anyone.

About to get a ‘hole in Juan.’