My favorite review on the local course Facebook page

My favorite review on my local course FB page

Hahaha someone call Dr House, he will figure out these seizures caused by slow golf carts.

Logan said:
Hahaha someone call Dr House, he will figure out these seizures caused by slow golf carts.

Speed 4… if this cart drops below 12 mph, this girl will have a seizure. Bring Dr House on another cart. He jumps over and saves the day.

Avery said:

Logan said:
Hahaha someone call Dr House, he will figure out these seizures caused by slow golf carts.

Speed 4… if this cart drops below 12 mph, this girl will have a seizure. Bring Dr House on another cart. He jumps over and saves the day.

With some funny golf puns. Dropping a Vicodin between the carts when she seizes and smacks his hand with one in it, so he jumps out to get it off the cart path and waits for them to come around again. The other doctors come behind the cart with Cameron at the front to check her golf bag. “Were these clubs made in Soviet Russia? They are made of a toxic metal that fits all the symptoms except one that we conveniently forgot about, so when we give her our treatment it will trigger the worst part of her infection and almost kill her.” Then House says, “You idiots! Get me battery cables, a ball, and a tee!” Then he sticks the ball halfway in her butt, the tee in her left ear, and electrocutes her from one toe to her right ear, magically curing her.

Brooklyn said:

Avery said:
Logan said:
Hahaha someone call Dr House, he will figure out these seizures caused by slow golf carts.

Speed 4… if this cart drops below 12 mph, this girl will have a seizure. Bring Dr House on another cart. He jumps over and saves the day.

With some funny golf puns. Dropping a Vicodin between the carts when she seizes and smacks his hand with one in it, so he jumps out to get it off the cart path and waits for them to come around again. The other doctors come behind the cart with Cameron at the front to check her golf bag. “Were these clubs made in Soviet Russia? They are made of a toxic metal that fits all the symptoms except one that we conveniently forgot about, so when we give her our treatment it will trigger the worst part of her infection and almost kill her.” Then House says, “You idiots! Get me battery cables, a ball, and a tee!” Then he sticks the ball halfway in her butt, the tee in her left ear, and electrocutes her from one toe to her right ear, magically curing her.

Thanks. I didn’t want to have to rewatch all those seasons to remember how this episode ended. This was a good one. I was surprised the golf ball stayed in place during the ear-to-toe electrotherapy.

Logan said:
Hahaha someone call Dr House, he will figure out these seizures caused by slow golf carts.

It’s probably lupus.

Niccoleta said:

Logan said:
Hahaha someone call Dr House, he will figure out these seizures caused by slow golf carts.

It’s probably lupus.

Now that you said it’s probably lupus, it’s definitely not lupus.

Reading the rest:

Dozens of men yelling at me for driving the cart near the flag thing. My daughter is Mexican so she has to drive where she wants or she coughs loudly and it scares the dog.
Dogs weren’t allowed on the course. I would give zero stars, but I know I’d get yelled at for that.

SophyGenesis said:
Reading the rest:

Dozens of men yelling at me for driving the cart near the flag thing. My daughter is Mexican so she has to drive where she wants or she coughs loudly and it scares the dog.
Dogs weren’t allowed on the course. I would give zero stars, but I know I’d get yelled at for that.

Where did you find this?

Hurry! To the back nine!!!

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Get this girl out here to set the speed golf record.

cherry said:
Get this girl out here to set the speed golf record.

The funny thing is the reviewer was a dude. The picture was of him holding a bass he caught.

That seizure line is so funny.

@GreensGabriel
When I was a kid, I worked carts at a course, and there was one we had with the governor disabled, and that thing really flew.

@GreensGabriel
This woman was Korean.