I finally did it

Jokes/MEME Forum
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I’m a 45-year-old, former high school star with a 20 handicap, and I finally did it. I accepted that I will never play on the PGA Tour.

Champions Tour, here I come

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This is my goal. I started really playing when I was 38 with a 17 handicap. Now I’m 46 and a 0.7 handicap. I have a few more things to work on over the next 3 years, then I get to try for the Champions! Let’s go!

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@Zuri
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@Zuri
Do it.

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Keelan said:
@Zuri
Do it.

Definitely going to give it my best. I’ve made major improvements this year. More improvements are within reach

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@Zuri
Right on! Hope you get there. I’m over 40 too and like to pretend I’ll make it someday

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Vail said:
@Zuri
Right on! Hope you get there. I’m over 40 too and like to pretend I’ll make it someday

If you’re a +4, it should be doable

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@Zuri
You’re out of your mind

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Dane said:
@Zuri
You’re out of your mind

And I hope he never finds it.

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Dane said:
@Zuri
You’re out of your mind

Gotta dream big. Otherwise, nothing happens

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Forget the Champions Tour, I’m actually thinking of getting an MBA or a second bachelor’s so I can cash in on the NIL and have 4 more years of golf eligibility. I’m making bio videos now.

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Ben said:
Forget the Champions Tour, I’m actually thinking of getting an MBA or a second bachelor’s so I can cash in on the NIL and have 4 more years of golf eligibility. I’m making bio videos now.

I have some bad news for you about how college eligibility works.

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@Micah
No worries, I burned my first degree. No one knows it happened. I’m a first-time student!

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@Micah
JR Smith played college golf after his NBA career.

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Ashton said:
@Micah
JR Smith played college golf after his NBA career.

I just looked that up. He skipped college and went straight to the NBA.

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Ben said:

Ashton said:
@Micah
JR Smith played college golf after his NBA career.

I just looked that up. He skipped college and went straight to the NBA.

That’s true. He had to appeal to play. I think if you appeal, you have a better case than an athlete who was so good in high school they went pro.

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Ashton said:
@Micah
JR Smith played college golf after his NBA career.

He never attended college before the NBA.

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Right on! Who wants to walk the hills at Augusta with the flat-bellies when you can ride around in a cart at some B-rated resort with grumpy old-timers?

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Congratulations. Now go get yourself a new putter to celebrate

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When I was about 32 and finally got to scratch, I thought I could shock the world and win the US Open as an amateur. Now I’m 49 and pretty content being a 5.