I feel like I just found out Santa Claus has a mistress.
Tatum said:
I feel like I just found out Santa Claus has a mistress.
And she works at Perkins.
Tatum said:
I feel like I just found out Santa Claus has a mistress.
And she works at Perkins.
With a tramp stamp that says Santa’s Little Helper.
Zen said:
Tatum said:
I feel like I just found out Santa Claus has a mistress.
And she works at Perkins.
With a tramp stamp that says Santa’s Little Helper.
The other two ho’s must be off duty.
Tatum said:
I feel like I just found out Santa Claus has a mistress.
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho’s.
Tatum said:
I feel like I just found out Santa Claus has a mistress.
There’s a whole song about it.
Remember watching a BTS video at The Open many years ago about Jesper Parnevik? They were filming him for a practice round and he didn’t get up in time so he rushed to the tee box. Put one in the tall grass off the then turns to the camera “I’ll just drop one in the fairway where we would like to be after an actual good drive”.
A triple foot wedge right back onto the fairway and it costs 0 strokes! One of us. One of us.
Not until he slams Fireball shooters on the tee box.
Zev said:
Not until he slams Fireball shooters on the tee box.
That’s for the drive home.
Tiger has found the “Foot wedge”.
Landry said:
Tiger has found the “Foot wedge”.
3 efforts to get to the fairway lol.
One of us!!!
Winter rules baby!!!
More like it’s a practice round and he doesn’t want to injure himself on the rope.
Sloan said:
More like it’s a practice round and he doesn’t want to injure himself on the rope.
The ropes are incredibly dangerous. Just ask Bryson.
Sloan said:
More like it’s a practice round and he doesn’t want to injure himself on the rope.
The ropes are incredibly dangerous. Just ask Bryson.
If Bryson could read he’d be very upset.
Sloan said:
More like it’s a practice round and he doesn’t want to injure himself on the rope.
The ropes are incredibly dangerous. Just ask Bryson.
Or Anne Van Dam (or at least her driver).