I got paired with a random stranger a few weeks ago. I forgot about it until now but damn 
He shows up late and asks me for a ball on the first tee because he apparently wasn’t prepared, you know, being late and rushed. I gave him one as it was an early morning tee time, and it was busy, so I wanted to get things going ASAP.
He proceeds to immediately smash it straight OB. Gone. 
Lol. WTF dude? I was a bit stunned.
He says nothing. Goes to HIS bag, pulls out another ball, and off we go.
It was a normal round after that. We got on well. But we never spoke of that first shot with MY ball again.
Cracks me up just thinking about it. 
Who does that? Haha 