Yesterday, I played golf with my uncle for the first time, and he kept telling lots of funny jokes. I thought it would be cool to hear some great ones from you guys. I can’t remember all of them today, but a couple of my favorites were when he made a bad shot, he said, “right club, wrong golfer,” and after a bad putt, he joked, “at least I had the right club.”
Not a joke, but shows how humor is important in this funny game:
My dad played golf with his friends often. In 2008, he had a heart attack and died suddenly. He was well-liked. His friends wanted to do something nice, so they got a bench with his nickname on it installed on a tee box.
It was a nice gesture. Here’s the funny part:
They put the bench on the par-3 fourth hole, a hole my dad really hated. Every time they reached that tee box, he complained about it. In the 10 years he played there, he never hit the green. He always ended up in the lake or bailed out to the right.
During the dedication ceremony for the bench, half his friends hit the ball into the lake, and the other half hit it to the right.
The bench is still there today.
Sure, here are a few golf jokes I really like:
- “Why don’t golfers ever bring an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!”
- “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!”
- “Why don’t golfers ever marry squirrels? Because they’d always carry around too many nuts.”
These jokes always make me chuckle!