God, buddy, if that’s the case. I heard the loudest BOOM of a ball hitting the simulator screen while I was looking through the used clubs.
I apologize if I infringed upon your privacy, but I had to stop by and look at your phone numbers. I believe I saw 315 carries, 335 total, and 184 ball speed. with a charming drawing.
That was me, shank a couple cars straight into the ceiling in the bay next to him. Continued to tell the golf galaxy guy that “I always hit it better than this, must be an off day” and that the rubber tees were to blame.
On this topic, if I were to create a joke about “Craigslist missed connections,” I would have assumed that it would be about someone swinging and missing. However, here we are.