This golf story made me laugh a lot

I was playing on a really nice course and we had to have someone help us out. For context, I am not a good golfer.

So I hit a perfect drive right down the middle of the path on the first hole. When I got ready for my second shot, the helper thought I was a great player and started telling me where to land the ball on the green. I just laughed and laughed.

He saw what was happening and at the last second said, “just aim for the flag.”

I hit a terrible shot. The ball went screaming and I knew it was going to go way past the flag. But it hit the flag stick in the middle. The ball stopped and was only 3 feet from the hole.

The helper and I just looked at each other.

“Thanks for the tip.”

“Oh wow, I am on fire today!”

Whitney said:
“Oh wow, I am on fire today!”

Mr. Havercamp…Mrs. Havercamp!

Austin said:

Whitney said:
“Oh wow, I am on fire today!”

Mr. Havercamp…Mrs. Havercamp!

That is great!

That is the kind of thing that makes this game so fun.

Don’t tell me you took 4 putts…

Phoenix said:
That is the kind of thing that makes this game so fun.

Don’t tell me you took 4 putts…

I made the birdie putt. Things went downhill after that, but at that point the round was a success no matter what.

@Drew
This is what I like about the game. All I need is a few great shots and the rest can be bad but I am happy with the day. I remember those good shots for a week or two until I play again.

Boely said:
@Drew
This is what I like about the game. All I need is a few great shots and the rest can be bad but I am happy with the day. I remember those good shots for a week or two until I play again.

Same here. I probably won’t remember my score after a few months, but I will remember a good shot for years.

Channing said:
@Drew
The worst thing I can do is birdie the first hole. Nothing good ever comes of it!

I knew the second I hit my drive on #1. When that happens, I might as well go home because there is nothing good after that.

Channing said:
@Drew
Exactly!!

Is it even golf if you don’t at least mess up the first hole?

Channing said:
@Drew
The worst thing I can do is birdie the first hole. Nothing good ever comes of it!

“Can’t make them all unless you make the first one!” - me on my way to a bad score

Phoenix said:
That is the kind of thing that makes this game so fun.

Don’t tell me you took 4 putts…

“okay. I took 5 putts.”

That is funny. I like a lucky break. Rather be lucky than good.

Arin said:
That is funny. I like a lucky break. Rather be lucky than good.

My mom and dad used to play a lot, but she was never a great golfer. We had some drinks and were about to hit on #17 at Bryan Park, which is a short par 3. Dad and I hit okay shots, but my mom asked how far it was and said “I know what to hit”

She grabbed the driver and he said “THAT IS TOO MUCH CLUB” but she did not care. She hit a drive that smoked the flag and it ended up a few feet from the hole. We laughed and said “RATHER BE LUCKY THAN GOOD!”

That drive would have gone into the practice area if it had not hit the stick. It is a funny game.

@Teal
My grandma and grandpa used to live on a golf course. He played every day. She did not play often, but she knew the game and was not bad, she just did not care about it.

My grandpa was always upset that she got 3 holes in one and he never got one.

@Teal
Hahahahha I love it. You will remember a moment like that and have a story to talk about and laugh.

It seems like your main problem has been that you don’t have someone to help.

Poe said:
It seems like your main problem has been that you don’t have someone to help.

I will get someone to help all the time. Good idea.

You are a professional.

I would have liked to see the look on the helper’s face before you turned to him.