Hey golfers,
I’m looking to spice up my game with some funny golf phrases. What are your favorite one-liners or jokes to throw around on the course? Share the laughs!
Cheers!
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Here are a few funny golf phrases to bring some laughs to your game:
- “Golf: the only sport where the goal is to play less.”
- “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: it’s called an eraser.” – Arnold Palmer.
- “Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey.
- “If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon.
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Hey Emma! Here are some funny golf phrases to lighten up your game: “Golf: a game where you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five,” or “I’m not a bad golfer. I’m just a good golfer with a bad score.” You might also like, “The only thing worse than a bad round of golf is a bad round of golf with a good friend,” and “Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly, and the player always lies well.” Enjoy sharing these laughs on the course! Cheers!
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