This year my goal was to break 90. I’ve had decent rounds that unwound towards the end and my PB was 93 around the middle of September. I was driving home from work one day and on a lark called the pro shop to see whether there were any late twilight tee times available. Gunned it to the course - was just hoping to play a few holes after work, nothing special. The round started okayish, had some decent holes, but nothing super special. Ended up shooting 47 on the front - not a single par, but only two doubles, so was decently pleased with that result. The course was empty, so it was playing fast and I decided to see whether I could finish the full 18 that day.
Played first two holes on the back and bogeyed both of them - a decent result. Third one on the back is a looooong par 5 that ends near the water. Approach shots on that one end up in the water or sand about 80% of the time for me. That evening I was on the green in 3 and two-putt for par. Next up, peninsula par 3. I lose about a sleeve of balls there on average. this time? just short of the green, great chip to within ~8 feet of the hole and sink it for another par. Next up, another par 5. GIR AGAIN?!?!? even 3 putt for bogey couldn’t wipe a smile from my face. Hole 7 is the longest par 3 on the course. Bad news for me. Never really felt good on that hole. Decided to experiment and try to hit a 4h with 70% power instead of a long iron. Nailed it. Ball runs onto the green. 2-putt. PAR. I am having an absolute blast at this point. Even bogeys on the next par 4 feel good. I am nailing my drives; my approach shots kinda suck, but that’s okay, we are still having fun. This is an awesome game!
After hole 7 I got stuck waiting for a solo in front of me, so I put in the scores for the last two holes onto the cart’s GPS. That’s when it hit me. I have finished 16 holes with a 79. Two holes left. Two par 4’s. Score a bogey on both and I have achieved my goal for the year. All of a sudden the pressure is on.
Hole 17 - good drive, but I slice the shit out of the approach shot and end up 20 yards left of the pin, barely missing the water hazard. Chip onto the green, two putt and it’s a bogey. Not great, not terrible.
Hole 18. Xena 9. Second hardest hole on the course. A dogleg left with a water hazard on the left, hills and trees on the right, and a narrow fairway in the middle. Even if I nail the drive, I still have ~180 approach shot that has to cover at least 150 to get over the water. Difficult. One step at a time though. Drive. Line up. Practice swing. Good. Step up.
NAILED IT. Straight down the middle and my usual slice became a cute little fade that rolled out to the middle of the fairway. I have options now. Go for the green? Doable, but risky. Decide to take a more calculated approach. Take out my PW and decide to get closer to the green and avoid water altogether. Safer that way. All I need is a 5 and I am laughing all the way home with an 89 in under 3 hours. Once decided on the safe course of action all I could think of was Vegas and the fucking Mirage. Line up. Forget to take a practice swing.
And I end up throwing the biggest hook of my life straight into the drink. Triple bogey for a PB of 91. Cause fuck you, that’s why.