In Florida, we have gators. In Canada, they've got moose

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Canada, for the win!

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I’m from Louisiana and have been to Alaska. I’ve seen these big guys up close, and I’d take gators any day.

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Don’t scare it or make it upset.

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Definitely keep your distance from both.

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In Britain, we’ve got idiots.

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The first moose I saw was at Forest Ridge near Sudbury. The second was there again about four holes later.

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That’s one of the great things about golf—seeing all the wildlife.

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Moose are way more dangerous than gators. No contest.

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I saw a grizzly bear take down a moose once. Broke its neck with one swipe. Bears are terrifying.

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Yeah, but what about the dreaded moose-gator?

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Stay out of the water with either of them around.

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Look on the bright side—at least that moose didn’t have a calf with it. Then you’d have to run!

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In Florida, we have freedom and year-round golf!

KAY said:
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In Florida, we have freedom and year-round golf!

Doesn’t Florida also have a lot of gun violence and a high STI rate?

Nathan said:

KAY said:
@Dexter
In Florida, we have freedom and year-round golf!

Doesn’t Florida also have a lot of gun violence and a high STI rate?

And it has Floridians.

Robin said:

Nathan said:
KAY said:
@Dexter
In Florida, we have freedom and year-round golf!

Doesn’t Florida also have a lot of gun violence and a high STI rate?

And it has Floridians.

Which, for half the year, are folks from up north!

Robin said:

Nathan said:
KAY said:
@Dexter
In Florida, we have freedom and year-round golf!

Doesn’t Florida also have a lot of gun violence and a high STI rate?

And it has Floridians.

I’ll just enjoy my AR-15s and low taxes while you all downvote me.