I handed my wife divorce papers, so I treated myself to a new putter

Riley said:
You should have waited until it was final. Now she’s entitled to half.

He knows. This used to be a mallet, lmao.

Riley said:
You should have waited until it was final. Now she’s entitled to half.

This forum is thinking, ‘Cut that putter in half’!

Riley said:
You should have waited until it was final. Now she’s entitled to half.

So does she get one and a half putts?

Riley said:
You should have waited until it was final. Now she’s entitled to half.

By that logic, she just paid for half.

Riley said:
You should have waited until it was final. Now she’s entitled to half.

She also paid for half with that logic…

hq720

She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

And you golf in sneakers and cargo pants. Certified menace.

Grace1 said:

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

And you golf in sneakers and cargo pants. Certified menace.

Those are golf shoes… Jordans.

@Sterling
Certified menace indeed.

@Sterling
Don’t let her take the Vette.

madisonwilson said:
@Sterling
Don’t let her take the Vette.

They always get the Vette despite never driving it once.

@Sterling
Which ones? They look like the 3s.

Grace1 said:

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

And you golf in sneakers and cargo pants. Certified menace.

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The putter is now the most expensive part of your bag based on that Wilson Staff glove.

Blake said:

Grace1 said:
Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

And you golf in sneakers and cargo pants. Certified menace.

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Woooosh.

Grace1 said:

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

And you golf in sneakers and cargo pants. Certified menace.

She’s 100% justified.

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

Some states grant annulments for this.

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

Nice glove though.

Remy said:
She may want the divorce because you putt with a glove on.

And with those pants and shoes.