Going all out until the Driver breaks

This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

I feel targeted.

John said:

Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

I feel targeted.

So does the ball.

Bailey said:

John said:
Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

I feel targeted.

So does the ball.

Is that why the ball is hiding in the woods on the right side?

Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

If you’re not swinging that driver full force, don’t even use it! If it goes out of bounds, let it be a good distance, no soft hits allowed.

@Jai
I was at a shop and asked to try a demo driver since I had some free time. The demo didn’t work for me, so the guy gave me the new Titleist.
We went to the bay and hit a few. He told me I have a lot of power but to ease up a bit.
I tried hitting it smoothly and boom 280 carry 302 total.
I thanked him and left. Don’t need that kind of pressure in my head :joy:

@Jules
This one is a new classic

Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

And that struck a chord with me

Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

I tell myself we’re going to swing easy today… but first, let me check if the driver is good.

Teo said:
This forum’s golfers on the first tee telling themselves they’re going to play it safe today

This forum would somehow hit the ball with the club top, then post a pic of the broken club asking if that’s normal.

Hey, you just hit that guy!

Arden said:
Hey, you just hit that guy!

He shouldn’t have been sitting there

Arden said:
Hey, you just hit that guy!

Make him stop!

Could have been way worse if it hadn’t hit that rail.

Remy said:
Could have been way worse if it hadn’t hit that rail.

What do you yell? ‘fore’? ‘five’?

Zion said:

Remy said:
Could have been way worse if it hadn’t hit that rail.

What do you yell? ‘fore’? ‘five’?

The other four-letter word

That’s Wes Patterson. He was at a tournament I was in and let people hit from his tee for $10. He mentioned that the guy he hit was from the long drive contest.

Daryl said:
That’s Wes Patterson. He was at a tournament I was in and let people hit from his tee for $10. He mentioned that the guy he hit was from the long drive contest.

Do you get money back if he sends it to the next property?

@Sky
I never said I was a straight driver. Now pay me.